Bubba N Buford Jokes

Bubba n' Buford II One day Bubba n' Buford were drivin' down the Farm to Market road in their pickup drinkin' Lone Star longnecks n' chillin' out to Bob Wills ""San Antonio Rose"" n' low n' behold, they come over a hilltop and there's a DPS roadblock a stoppin' folks. Thinkin' quick, Bubba pulls over to the side a the road n' Buford says ""What we gonna do, you get another DUI n' they gonna throw away the key n' I'm still on probation for that thing with the duck at the theater!"" Suddenly Bubba…

Bubba n' Buford III Bubba n' Buford jes left Texas A&M where they'd attend a seminar entitled ""Advanced Composting"" n' were a headin' back up Highway 79 towards east Texas. After a bit they got into an argument over whether Marquez was pronounced Mar-KEY or Mar-KAY. Well, they decided since they were about to go through Marquez they'd stop at the Dairy Queen for lunch n' ask, n' whoever was right would pay for lunch n' that they did. After orderin' Bubba smiles n' asks the waitress, ""My f…

Bubba n' Buford V Since Bubba had just lost another trailer house (east Texas for recently divorced), Buford decided to cheer him up by takin' him on a huntin' trip in the Davis Mountians out in west Texas. Well, they'd spent mosta the day lookin' for Jackalopes, had run outta ammunition shootin' at empty beer cans, n' was headed back to the pickup when the run across the biggest, meanist lookin' west Texas mountian lion they ever saw. On foot n' outta ammo you can understand the seruious nature…

Bubba n' Buford IV Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said ""You boys have any ID?"". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but not in east Texas. Buford with a puzzled look on his face responded ""ID 'bout what?""