Neighborhood Hazard (Long but worth it) I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for …

Psycho Squirrel An oldie, but a goodie: I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for …

Bubba n' Buford V Since Bubba had just lost another trailer house (east Texas for recently divorced), Buford decided to cheer him up by takin' him on a huntin' trip in the Davis Mountians out in west Texas. Well, they'd spent mosta the day lookin' for Jackalopes, had run outta ammunition shootin' at empty beer cans, n' was headed back to the pickup when the run across the biggest, meanist lookin' west Texas mountian lion they ever saw. On foot n' outta ammo you can understand the seruious nature…

Bubba n' Buford III Bubba n' Buford jes left Texas A&M where they'd attend a seminar entitled ""Advanced Composting"" n' were a headin' back up Highway 79 towards east Texas. After a bit they got into an argument over whether Marquez was pronounced Mar-KEY or Mar-KAY. Well, they decided since they were about to go through Marquez they'd stop at the Dairy Queen for lunch n' ask, n' whoever was right would pay for lunch n' that they did. After orderin' Bubba smiles n' asks the waitress, ""My f…