You Boys Jokes

Bubba n' Buford IV Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said ""You boys have any ID?"". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but not in east Texas. Buford with a puzzled look on his face responded ""ID 'bout what?""

Two rednecks Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger Bubba said ""Lookey thar up ahead Earl it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"" ""Don't worry Bubba"" Earl said. ""We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and throw the bottles under the seat."" ""What fer?"" asked Bubba. ""Just let me do the talkin' OK?"" said Earl. Well they finis…

Ben and Josh were playing Call of Duty when there parents came charging into the living room... Dad shouts "You boys play that darn thing way too much, get your arses outside and play! I don't want to see you two until teatime" He kicks the boys outside then turns to his wife. "Alone a last" he says unbuttoning his trousers. His wife gives a wicked smile and removes her top. A few minutes later walking down the street Ben turns to Josh. "I can't believe we got kicked out of our own livestrea…