Street Ben Jokes

Two Jewish friends are walking down the street... Ben & Adam are walking down the street & notice a large billboard outside a church that reads ""Convert to Catholicism & make $50!"" Ben ponders & asks Adam if he should go in. Adam tells he should go for it and that he'll wait for him outside. 5 minutes later, Ben comes back outside. Adam asks him ""So how was it like inside, man?"" Ben replies ""I'm not sure. I walked in. A priest threw holy water on me. Then he told me I was Ca…

Ben and Josh were playing Call of Duty when there parents came charging into the living room... Dad shouts "You boys play that darn thing way too much, get your arses outside and play! I don't want to see you two until teatime" He kicks the boys outside then turns to his wife. "Alone a last" he says unbuttoning his trousers. His wife gives a wicked smile and removes her top. A few minutes later walking down the street Ben turns to Josh. "I can't believe we got kicked out of our own livestrea…