Two Jewish friends are walking down the street... Ben & Adam are walking down the street & notice a large billboard outside a church that reads ""Convert to Catholicism & make $50!"" Ben ponders & asks Adam if he should go in. Adam tells he should go for it and that he'll wait for him outside. 5 minutes later, Ben comes back outside. Adam asks him ""So how was it like inside, man?"" Ben replies ""I'm not sure. I walked in. A priest threw holy water on me. Then he told me I was Ca…