The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die

Murder There were three european men going to America. they didn't know english so they each went to a place. the first person went to a football game and learned yes. the second person went to a resturant and learned forks and knives. the third man went to a candy shop and heard a little kid yell he stole my lollipop! they all found a dead body when a police officer came up and said did you kill this man? the first man said yes. the cop asked what did you do it with? the second man said forks a…

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place an object behind her and describe it. The first person to get it got a piece of candy. First she said, ""The object is red and grows on trees."" A kid raised his hand and said ""an apple"" the teacher said correct. Then she said, ""The object is flat and comes in different colors"" a different kid raises his hand and said it is a notebook! The teacher said correct. Then Johnny said, ""ooh! ooh!…

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