Plane over the Jungle There is a plane flying over a vast jungle. The plane is about to crash, so the passengers are instructed to lose some weight on the plane. There are three men in question that day, who each threw over something important to themselves. ""I have too many of these,"" said the first man, as he threw over some suitcases full of clothes. ""I have too many of these,"" said the second man, as he threw over some crates full of fruit. ""I have too many of these,"" said the third ma…

Three explorers are captured by a local tribe. And the elder tells them we are going to kill you, skin you, and make canoes from your skin. But first we are going to give you a chance. Each of you may request one item from your supplies and we will give you a 1 hour head start before sending out our hunting party. The first person asks for his gun. After an hour the hunting party sets out and 3 hours later some shots are heard, but by the end of the day, the first man is hauled back into the tow…

Delivery coincidences,Haha! Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, ""Congratulations, you're the father of twins."" ""What a coincidence,"" the man says. ""I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."" A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, ""You are the father of triplets."" ""That's really an incredible coincidence,"" he answers. ""I work for the 3M Corporation."" An hour later, the…

There were four men sitting on a couch, each wanting to watch the TV. The first man was keen to watch the grand national (horse racing). The second man was keen to watch wrestling. The third man was keen to watch a televised nature documentary. And the fourth man wanted to watch christian hymns. As they began to argue about what program to watch, the remote control got stuck down the side of the couch and the TV began flicking through the channels itself. The TV could soon be heard saying: ...""…