Minnesota Twins Jokes

Three guys are waiting in a maternity ward The nurse walks out of the doors and approaches the first man. ""Congratulations Sir, your wife had twins!"" she says. The first man says ""What a coincidence, I own the Minnesota Twins!"" Twenty minutes later she walks out again and says to the second man, ""Your wife had triplets!"" The man says' ""Wow, I work for triple crown!"" Fifteen minutes later the nurse appears again only to find the third man bawling his eyes out. ""What's wrong?"" She asks. …

Delivery coincidences,Haha! Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, ""Congratulations, you're the father of twins."" ""What a coincidence,"" the man says. ""I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."" A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, ""You are the father of triplets."" ""That's really an incredible coincidence,"" he answers. ""I work for the 3M Corporation."" An hour later, the…

BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins They needed a switch hitter

The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter.

Adrian Peterson got a new job... he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new ""switch hitter""

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man ""Congratulations sir you're the father of twins."" ""What a coincidence!"" the man said with some obvious pride. ""I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."" The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man ""You sir are the father of triplets."" ""Wow that's really an incredible coincidence"" he answered. ""I work for the 3M…

Four men are waiting for their wives in a marital ward. edit: maternity ward, sorry my vocab is crap They're all very anxious about becoming a father. After waiting some time, the doctor appears and congratulates the first man. "Congratulations, your wife had twins!" The man was relieved, but was a bit surprised. "What a coincidence," he told the doctor. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!" Some time later again, the doctor comes out and congratulates the second man. "Congratulations, your …

Three guys are in a hospital waiting room Each of them has a wife in labor and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy. The nurse comes out and says to the first man, "Congratulations...your wife has given birth to twins!" The man says, "Wow, that is such a blessing. Twins! Imagine that! You know what's funny, though? I work for the Minnesota Twins, so that's kind of a coincidence!" Five minutes later the nurse returns and says to the second guy, "Congratulations! Your…

Four men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s crazy, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” The man says, “That’s also crazy, I work for the 3M Company.” The nurse tells the third guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of quadruplets.” The man says, “That’s also crazy, I work for …

Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter.