Three guys are waiting in a maternity ward The nurse walks out of the doors and approaches the first man. ""Congratulations Sir, your wife had twins!"" she says. The first man says ""What a coincidence, I own the Minnesota Twins!"" Twenty minutes later she walks out again and says to the second man, ""Your wife had triplets!"" The man says' ""Wow, I work for triple crown!"" Fifteen minutes later the nurse appears again only to find the third man bawling his eyes out. ""What's wrong?"" She asks. …