Adrian Peterson Jokes

If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair.

First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.

Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.

With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!

BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins They needed a switch hitter

If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat? Switch Hitter

Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line.

So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter...

I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter.

If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball. Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!

In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter.

The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter.

Adrian Peterson got a new job... he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new ""switch hitter""

Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team

Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England.

New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball? A switch hitter.

Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground. Dave: ""Man, these children are crazy"" Adrian: ""I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"" Dave: ""We should switch kids this weekend"" Adrian: ""Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law""

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son.

Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter...

Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he's one hell of a switch hitter.

Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter.

Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter.