[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? "No, sir" I like your style, Murray.

Casper The Friendly Ghost never haunted my house. All I got was his stupid cousin, Murray The Constipated Poltergeist.

If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair.

First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.