If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball. Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

"America's Most Wanted" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition.

NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."