Ray Jokes

Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.

Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody.

Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats"".

what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!

Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out.

Ray Rice's wife apologized for her part in the ""incident""?!?!? That's insane. What did she fumble her purse?

Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face

Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts

What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice

Ray and Eric were in a nightclub. They saw no action all evening, but then Eric came back from the bar with two girls. Ray said: "They're like buses." "Why?" queried Eric. "Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once?" "No," said Ray. "They are like buses!"