Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out.

Ray Rice's wife apologized for her part in the ""incident""?!?!? That's insane. What did she fumble her purse?

I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.

My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.