Tom Brady Jokes

"Tom Brady did nothing wrong" is Boston's "The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."

Judge: I find him... not guilty *Tom Brady breathes a sigh of relief* Cop: *cuffing him* So that's where the air was, huh? We finally gotcha

Eventually, after living a full life, Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven... At the Pearly Gates, God tells Brady, ""As a reward for such a fine football career I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here, in fact it's quite rare. Tom, consider this is a personal gift from the Lord your God."" The Almighty shows him to his new home and Brady is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more a shack with a faded Patriots flag flying over it. Still, Tom Brady tells God how thankful …

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!

Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

Le'Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season

If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents.

How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat.

It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day

So I got a vasectomy today... Doctor walks in and says: ""you're in good hands, I've altered more balls than Tom Brady""

Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses.

Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls

How i feel when i find out Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now? Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Tom Brady got punished more than Ray Rice because he beat a whole team

Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody.

Tom Brady says on the sidelines after throwing his 2nd pick of the superbowl... ......tom: I can't handle the air pressure.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common? They both like saggy balls.

BREAKING NEWS: Multiple sources are reporting that Tom Brady's wife, Gissele, is the mastermind who deflated Brady's balls. Tom Brady denied the reports and said that he never had a pair of balls in the first place!

Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.

I try not to comment about what is in the news but... I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time! Some people are just jealous of someone who is successful and has money. Throw in a hot foreign model at his side and they hate even more. You m…

Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls. He's won all 5/7.

Congratulations to Tom Brady the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived