Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls. He's won all 5/7.

"Tom Brady did nothing wrong" is Boston's "The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."

Judge: I find him... not guilty *Tom Brady breathes a sigh of relief* Cop: *cuffing him* So that's where the air was, huh? We finally gotcha

Eventually, after living a full life, Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven... At the Pearly Gates, God tells Brady, ""As a reward for such a fine football career I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here, in fact it's quite rare. Tom, consider this is a personal gift from the Lord your God."" The Almighty shows him to his new home and Brady is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more a shack with a faded Patriots flag flying over it. Still, Tom Brady tells God how thankful …