Bill Belichick Jokes

Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses.

Bill Belichick was in my store earlier and whilst I was serving him he said “listen, I need a quarterback. Think you could do that for me son?” I said “wow, really?! You want me to play in the NFL?” He said “No moron, this drink costs 75c and I gave you a dollar”