Darth Vader Jokes

After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever.

Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury

[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]

If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader

[painting a picture of the last supper] "Who's that?" "Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?" "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......

I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."

Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all

Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS

Darth Vader: "Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."

Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!

I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week...

I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have "followed" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help.

i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle

Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat

Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber

The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.

Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls.

Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places.

Darth Vader was inspecting his security teams weapons locker. He asked the Chief of Security ""Do your men carry pepper spray?"" When the Chief replied ""No, sir"" Darth Vader force choked him and said ""I find you lack of mace disturbing.""

Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader.

Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents

[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo.