Lukes Jokes

Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*

The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat

I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon.

Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa.

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke.""

J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father

Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Ke…

Twin sisters just turned 100 years old Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin bitteys. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA…

Twin sisters just turned 100 years old Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?,"I'm burning, I'm burning I'm burning Beru.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter