The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat

I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon.

Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa.

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke.""