Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*

The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat

I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon.

Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa.