i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle#Darth Vader#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever.#Darth Vader#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury#Darth Vader#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]#Darth Vader#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader#Darth Vader#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp