They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black.

We gave you Nickelback and Justin Bieber. You responded with the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo. Well played America, well played

Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, "You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"

After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever.