A jazz player dies and goes to heaven... (no that's not the joke)... Once he gets there, St. Peter points to where the heavenly jazz band is forming. The guy goes there and sees all of the greats that ever lived... Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, everybody! Duke Ellington was conducting the band. "Duke, this is some kind of band! I mean, you've got everybody here! This is great!" "Yeah" Duke replies, "it's okay." The jazz player is shocked. "OK? This is the greatest band ever!" Duke replied, “Yeah, the band's great. But see, God has this girlfriend, and she sings!”