A man and his girlfriend were walking down the street... as they're crossing the street they get hit by a drunk driver. In a blinding flash, the girlfriend finds herself standing in front of the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter ""Welcome to Heaven, Victoria, follow me!"" But before she moved a step she frantically asked the Saint ""My boyfriend, is my boyfriend here? His name is Chance Peterson!"" ""I'm sorry no, your boyfriend isn't here but you can always check in hell"" So Victoria le…