Victoria Jokes

Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them

I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.

All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake

In Victoria Secret shop... sir can i help you? yes...does this come in children sizes?

A man and his girlfriend were walking down the street... as they're crossing the street they get hit by a drunk driver. In a blinding flash, the girlfriend finds herself standing in front of the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter ""Welcome to Heaven, Victoria, follow me!"" But before she moved a step she frantically asked the Saint ""My boyfriend, is my boyfriend here? His name is Chance Peterson!"" ""I'm sorry no, your boyfriend isn't here but you can always check in hell"" So Victoria le…

Two men walk into a bar And have an African themed pun-off. ""I'm going Togo first!"" ""You? But I Libya!"" ""All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."" ""I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"" ""Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"" ""Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"" ""Heard her name was *Victoria!*"" ""Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"" ""The Tunis... here?"" Then the bart…

Jesse Jackson helps former reddit employee get her job back. Jesse Jackson has made a career of helping people who have unjustly been fired or otherwise denied a job get a job. When a popular reddit employee lost her job shortly after his AMA, he marched over to reddit headquarters and insisted she be rehired. ""At first I did not recognize him without his race card"" said Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, ""but I heard him out and let Victoria get her job back."" ""I have nobody but myself to blame,"" said…

Why did Victoria get fired? I don't know

Petition to replace Ellen Pao with Victoria Taylor. No joke. Its a popular coup necessary to save Reddit from its current state of gross mismanagement. (Also, did Jessie Jackson and the grotesque scaredy cat race baiting and fake Nazi-progressive politics of this Age get Victoria fired?)

I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job...

Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria

The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret

Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Firing Victoria of IAMA

Incredible Story of Dr. Davis and an Elephant In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Victoria University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his kn…

3 Wishes A man in Victoria, BC on Vancouver Island is walking along the beach and he finds a lamp. Sure enough, when he dusts it off a Genie appears! ""Thank you sir for releasing me and as thanks, I will grant you 3 wishes. What is your first wish?"" The man says: ""A million dollar mansion overlooking this beach with all the amenities like a pool and landscaped yard."" ""As you wish!"" the Genie says and the mansion appears with them on the patio overlooking the beach and pool. ""And what is y…

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?,"Blueit. -just thought of it sorry its a little late to the party

What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too.

Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen.

Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later.

Why does no one trust victoria ? Because victoria has secrets .

Three Englishman were standing at the bar when they spotted an Irishman sitting quietly in the corner. Fortified by alcohol, one of the Englishman went over to the Irishman and said loudly: "Hey, I hear your St Patrick was a drunken loser!" "Oh really?" said the Irishman. "I didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies and said: "I told him St Patrick was a drunken loser, but he didn't seem to care." The second Englishman said: "You don't know how to wind him up. Watch a…