An oldie but a goodie. A Methodist minister, a Presbyterian minister, and a Baptist preacher were on a trip together with their wives ... ... when they all were killed in a traffic accident. They arrived at the pearly gates at the same time, and stood staring at each other for a minute. Finally the Methodist minister goes up to St Peter and asks to be let in. St Peter looks at his book and says, ""It says here I can't let you in. All your life, you loved alcohol. In fact you loved alcohol so muc…

A man walks into a pub... ... And orders his regular ale from the landlord. The landlord duly pours him the pint, places it on the bar, but as the man reaches for it a dog runs in, grabs the pint, downs it and runs out the door. ""That's very strange"" exclaims the landlord, ""let me get you another"". So the landlord pours him another pint, places it carefully on the bar, and the man again reaches out to take it. Again, the dog runs in, grabs the pint, downs it and runs for the door. ""How very…

Two brothers die in a tragic car accident One is compassionate and sincere, and his soul drifts up to heaven. The other is cruel and malevolent, and his soul is dragged down to hell. The brother in heaven spends his days sitting on a cloud listening to St. Peter play the only song he knows on the harp. The brother in hell spends his days hooting and hollering among the wicked souls, with a woman on his knee and a bottle of whiskey in his hand. One day the two brothers meet in purgatory, and the …

While walking down the street one day, a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies... His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ""Welcome to heaven,"" says St. Peter. ""Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."" ""No problem, just let me in,"" says the man. ""Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hel…