Cameron Jokes

Beware of young bull elephants for they may not know what they do. In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked…

I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron

David Cameron and his Butler One day, David Cameron curiously asked his close-butler if he could tell him why 'we sometimes look at our own shit after we go to the bathroom?'. The butler, shocked by such a question, recanted a particular anecdote of a case that once happened long-ago with one of the Monarch's princes, who the butler says, 'indulge in all kinds of luxurious foods'. 'As a result,' the butler continues, 'he spent a lot of time in the bathroom. And once spent such a long time sittin…

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron""

Taking the dog for a walk During Barack Obamas visit to the Uk he and David Cameron take Davids dog for a walk and while out they decide to stop outside the local pub and have a few beers. After a while a man stumbles out of the pub, kneels at the rear end of the dog, lifts up it's tail and stares with a confused look on his face. ""what do you think your doing"" asked Cameron. ""Sorry"" replied the man. ""It's just the landlord told me there was a dog outside with 2 arseholes""

Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly p…

Incredible Story of Dr. Davis and an Elephant In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Victoria University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his kn…

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

An Elephant Never Forgets In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after whic…