Victorias Jokes

When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.

WIFE: [walks in on me trying on Victoria's Secret] OMG ME: It's not what you think! [shows receipt] They were on sale WIFE: Oh thank God

Sometimes I loiter outside of Victoria's Secret just so people think I have a girlfriend.

I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound better than "flightless pantybird"

First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] "I'm a model."

You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue.

[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* "Sir, where are the fitting rooms?" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*

sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra

The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went.

I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs.

"Makin all the ladies drop they panties" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret.

I ordered the chick on page 3 in the Victoria's Secret catalog... But all they sent me was her underwear.

Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria's secret around the house

A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos.

The Victoria's Secret models should use their wings to fly to a food source.

Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money.

All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake

Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends.

I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup

I know Victoria's secret She's hungry.

Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world.

Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals.""

The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret