Victorias Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret...

PERV IN THE LINGERIE STORE Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? A: The panties were half off.

Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off

The puzzle solution, under the category of Before and after, on Wheel of Fortune was ""Victoria's Secret Passage"". I can't help but think there's an innuendo hidden there...I just can't put my finger on it...

When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I.

Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels.

Chuck Norris know's Victoria's Secret.

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Victoria‘s secret has released a new bra called „England“ Product description: „offers lots of support but no cup“

Victoria's Secret A guy walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer

I walked into a Victoria's Secret a man and came out a knight. From this day forward I shall be known as Sir- please leave you're being creepy.

The Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer

Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ... ... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them.

Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!

What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off.

A Woman's Random Thoughts Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat." They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a damn. The trouble …