Dara Obriain Jokes

Three Englishman were standing at the bar when they spotted an Irishman sitting quietly in the corner. Fortified by alcohol, one of the Englishman went over to the Irishman and said loudly: "Hey, I hear your St Patrick was a drunken loser!" "Oh really?" said the Irishman. "I didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies and said: "I told him St Patrick was a drunken loser, but he didn't seem to care." The second Englishman said: "You don't know how to wind him up. Watch a…

A Hollywood movie producer was lying beside the pool at the Beverly Hills Hilton when his business partner showed up in a state of high excitement. "How did the meeting go?" asked the first guy. "Great," said his associate. "Tarantino will write and direct for ten million, Tom Hanks will star for nine million, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million." "That's fantastic news!" said the guy by the pool. "There's just one snag," warned the associate. "What's that?" "We have to…