Fascinate Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence? Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise. Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try? Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow. Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate". Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 buttons on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!

Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]

Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen.