Mental Hospital Jokes

the 500 page book written by a madman Place : Mental Hospital Doctor- what is this? Patient- this is the book i wrote. Total 500 pages Doctor- you wrote 500 pages.!!! What did you write?? Patient: 1st page i wrote 1 king ride on horse & going towards jungle. and on the last page i write the king reached the jungle Doctor- you idiot! the rest of 498 pages what did you write? . . Patient-tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik …

Jim and Mary. Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news h…

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patien…

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day

A Tour of a Mental Hospital. A psychiatrist is taking a new intern on a tour of a mental hospital to meet some of the patients. In the first room