Mr John Jokes

John, John, John and John A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, ""May I speak to Mr John?"" ""Mr John is not in his seat."" ""In that case can I speak to the other Mr John?"" ""The other Mr John is out of station."" ""Then put me on to the third Mr John."" ""Sorry, the third Mr John has gone out for lunch."" ""Okay then, I will speak to the last Mr John."" ""John speaking."" [Source](http://s…

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patien…