Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working, they started wondering throughout the desert. With food and water supply almost ending and no reception anywhere they were desperately looking for help. After a very long time in the heat of the desert and almost dying from thirst they finally see a mosque far away. They start discussing among each other. David: I'll pretend my name is Mohammed so they will gi…

Two Christians are lost in a desert David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working, they started wondering throughout the desert. With food and water supply almost ending and no reception anywhere they were desperately looking for help. After a very long time in the heat of the desert and almost dying from thirst they finally see a mosque far away. They start discussing among each other. David: I'll pretend I am a Muslim so they will give me food and w…

"David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"

David & Michael were lost in a desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque. David: ""Michael, let's pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water. I will be Ahmed."" Michael refused to change his name. The both reached the mosque and the Imam received them well and asked their names. David: ""My name is Ahmed."" Michael: ""My name is Michael."" The Imam turned to his helpers and said: ""Please bring food and water for Michael."" Then he turned to David an…