It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... "Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."

Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!

My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.

Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?