It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... "Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."#Animals#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"#David#Animals#Work#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!#Animals#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?#Animals#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp