My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"#David#Animals#Work#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: you're late Me: traffic Carol: he was in his car taking selfies again Me: goddammit Carol, I will cut you#Carol#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll pay you to dress like a Comcast employee and let me hit you with my car.#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office#Work#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp