Arabian Desert Jokes

The Desert Goat Hole So there's these three guys walking through the Arabian desert, and they've completely run out of water. They manage to keep walking until they spot a well out in the distance. They excitedly hurry to the well only to find out that it's too deep, and they can't even see the water at the bottom, so they devise a plan. The first guy drops a pebble into the well, and they listen for a splash, but nothing happens. So the second guy drops a rock in, and they listen...but …

Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working, they started wondering throughout the desert. With food and water supply almost ending and no reception anywhere they were desperately looking for help. After a very long time in the heat of the desert and almost dying from thirst they finally see a mosque far away. They start discussing among each other. David: I'll pretend my name is Mohammed so they will gi…

2 Christians are lost in the Arabian desert The first day is hot, and they're miserable after running out of food and water. The night is surprisingly cold and even worse than the day. The second day and night are even worse. On the third morning, hotter than the past 2 days, they see a mosque. "We're saved!" exclaims one. The other is wary and says he doesn't think they'll help Christians. The first says he doesn't care, he's so hungry he'd rather be killed than starve. The second one d…

Two Christians were lost in an Arabian desert... The first day is hot, and they're miserable after running out of food and water. The night is surprisingly cold and even worse than the day. The second day and night are even worse. On the third morning, hotter than the past 2 days, they see a mosque. "We're saved!" exclaims one. The other is wary and says he doesn't think they'll help Christians. The first says he doesn't care, he's so hungry he'd rather be killed than starve. The second one de…

2 Christians are lost in the Arabian desert The first day is hot

Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working