The Desert Goat Hole So there's these three guys walking through the Arabian desert, and they've completely run out of water. They manage to keep walking until they spot a well out in the distance. They excitedly hurry to the well only to find out that it's too deep, and they can't even see the water at the bottom, so they devise a plan. The first guy drops a pebble into the well, and they listen for a splash, but nothing happens. So the second guy drops a rock in, and they listen...but nothing happens, so the third guy drops an even bigger rock, but still nothing. Then, between the three of them, they haul a massive boulder to the edge of the well, and throw it in. They listen for a splash, but they hear nothing, not even a small plop. As the men sulk in defeat and dehydration, a lone goat flies toward them at amazing speed, and flies straight into the well. The men look at each other in surprise, and question whether it really just happened. Shortly after, a shepherd comes along and finds the men by the well, and he asks them "have any of you men seen my goat?" And the three men look at each other and then at the shepherd and say, "well we don't know if it was your goat, but some crazy goat just flew into that bottomless pit!!". The shepherd gives them a hearty chuckle and explains to them, "oh no, that couldn't have been MY goat, MY goat was tied to a massive boulder!"