"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?" "Yes, David, how can we help you?"#David#Nsa2830🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains.#David#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.#Nsa#Atandt#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David#David#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp