Atandt Jokes

Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?

Hey, remember when AT&T told you to "reach out and touch someone" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!

The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.

If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible.

AT&T sent me a text apologizing for their service outage. I sent them a text thanking them for making it impossible for people to call me.

I think my Waffle House waitress moonlights with AT&T; because I'm getting absolutely no service.

I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem...

I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his "Nights and Weekends" and proved "roaming" can be expensive.

AT&T; always treats me like I have no shirt and no shoes.

I wonder who plays the "famous rich guy who can relate to poor people" on the AT&T; commercials at Luke Wilson's house?

It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one.

If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!

Me: Hello. AT&T;: Hello, this is AT&T.; Me: Is this AT&T;? AT&T;: Yes, this is AT&T.; Me: This is AT&T;? AT&T;: Yes. This is AT&T.; Me: Is this AT&T;? AT&T;: Yes! This is AT&T.; May I speak to Mr. Salem please? Me: May I ask who is calling? AT&T;: This is AT&T.; Me: Ok, hold on. At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 2 or 3 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting. M…

Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage? Because AT&T has the best coverage