I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains.

Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?

DOG: [running in circles trying to catch his own tail] SON OF A DOG'S PREGNANT WIFE: *looks up from knitting* Son of a what, David? Say it

It was just a misunderstanding My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip. ""Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f???ers."" Wife: ""er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f???er?"" David: ""Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"" Wife: ""but who said they were called, er, f???ers?"" David: ""that was our teacher. Well actually she called them ""effers,"" but we all knew what she meant.""