Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.

Did you know that Michelangelo's David was one of many heroes that were sculpted for a big project? He was part of the Marble Cinematic Universe.

What's hit more balls that David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him? Don't touch my marbles.