Taco Bell Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell? She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

I had some Taco Bell the other night. Shit was spewing out of my ass at 88mph. Now everyone at school calls me Doc Brown.

Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth

I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell.

Taco bell, now new! with 18.5% real beef!!! (canner grade) Contains hoofs, horns, fat, ligaments, hair, bison patty (shit, bison shit, less than 2% of: rocks, cow shit, cow hide) and high fructose corn syrup. made in china WELCOME TO USA

China has developed a liquid metal that can transform into any shape. While the U.S. has created a breakfast sandwich with Hash Browns now at Taco Bell.

Throwback Joke: Liver and Cheese Some backstory, there was a tornado at boy scout camp one summer and we were assembled in the valley in an attempt to stay safe and the counselor told us that he would laugh at any joke we told. So I told this one: ""Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.…

Where would the world be? Every single time I sit in that same seat I have been sitting in for years. ""Yeah I'd like to order a ""- NAW! It's just to painful to mention those exact words. Was it not us that caused such a tragic moment in our lives. Memories will live on forever, unfortunately... The taste of KFC's tacos will not. R.I.P. Taco Bell.

What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits.

Topical Jokes for 1/12 The White House said that not sending a senior official to the Paris liberty march was a mistake. Joe Biden was supposed to fly there, but he's not allowed on a plane unless he's accompanied by an adult. United Airlines is considering outsourcing jobs to cut costs. From now on, one lucky passenger will get to fly the plane, while being fed instructions from a customer-service rep in Mumbai. In North Carolina, a woman accidentally shot her husband when he surprised her with…

My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.

Topical Jokes (5/12) Al Gore's net worth is now reported at $200 million - you can tell as Gore's newest documentary addresses his fear regarding the rising temperatures in his Benz's heated seats. Taco Bell is now testing out a waffle taco - the waffle taco is marketed as ""A sunrise treat for the sunset of your bowel health"". Biden has taken the time to talk natural gas with constituents - Biden posited the best get gas comes by either pulling rigorously from the ground or by pulling mightily…

You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Rejected Slogans For Fast Food Restaurants McDonald's: Still The Best Choice When You Haven't Got Time for Anything Better! Starbucks: Now with 0.9% Financing on a Tall Frappucino! KFC: Open to Suggestions on Keeping the Word ""Fried"" Out of Our Name. Burger King: Ask for it Your Way and Get it Any Way We Make it. Jack-in-the-Box: We put the dot in E.Coli ! Wendy's: Hey, if Dave Didn't Care About His Cholesterol, Why Should You? Taco Bell: Working Around the Clock to Invent New Ways to Combine …

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for ""minimal lettuce."" He said he was sorry but they only had iceberg.

eer booze and fun!' 'The Taco Bell Chihuahua a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says ""Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."" So the Doberman says ""I love liver and cheese."" The Collie replies ""That's not good enough."" The Bulldog says ""I hate liver and cheese."" She says ""That's not creative enough."" Finally the Chihuahua says ""Liver alone . . . cheese mine.""

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.

a guy thing.. My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an …

I got gas today for $2.35 Unfortunately it was at taco bell

I'll never understand why people say Taco Bell isn't "real" Mexican food. It gets the job done for half the price. That's about as Mexican as it gets.

Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco Bell

Anakin Skywalker walks into a Taco Bell, and is shocked to find his master Yoda behind the counter He asks what the Jedi master is doing there, to which he replies "Pay well, Jedi council does not. Work two jobs, I must." Fair enough, thinks Anakin. He orders his food, and reaches into his pocket to pay, when Yoda asks, "A beverage, would you like with that?" "Ok," says Anakin, "what do you recommend?" "Good, the Baja Blast is. Buy one you should," answers the Jedi master. Not willing to trust …

Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.