Taco Bell Jokes

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night... The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said ""help there are two armed men inside."

I don't understand why some people say "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican.""

What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.

I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell.

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant

Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet?,"You give them 99c and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell? A Senor Discount

What do you call a movie about a taco eating contest at Taco Bell that gets hit by a tornado? Shartnado.