His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!

Why does Eminem serve weak coffee? You only get one shot.

What do you get if Eminem were to become a psychiatrist? Shrink rap!

Are Christian’s allowed to sing Eminem in church? Or do their Psalms get sweaty?