Woman beater A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: ""What happened?"" Woman: ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."" Doctor: ""I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."" Two weeks later the woman comes back t…

A doctor, a lawyer and a biker are in a bar Doctor say"" tommorow is my anniversary, I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes, so if she doesn't like the ring, I know she'll like the Mercedes. Then shell know I love her"". Lawyer says ""yea for my last anniversary I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. So if she didnt like the pearls, shed at least like the trip, and know that I loved her."" The biker says "" well for my last anniversary, I bought my old lady a t-sh…

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue... A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: ""What happened?"" Woman: ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."" Doctor: ""I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."" Two …