Eminem Jokes

It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless.

Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.

I can really relate to eminem in "8 mile" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too

Eminem made $3.3 mil for 2 concerts over the weekend. Can't WAIT to hear his next album, about how shitty his life is

Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem

Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing "The Real Slim Shady" over and over.

[at Eminem show] Cuz I am / whatever you say I am / [from crowd] "Ur a pony! Ur a tablecloth!" The shapeshifting continues for hours.

AA MEETING Chairman: Please, introduce yourself Eminem: Hi! My name is.. C: What? E: My name is.. C: Who? E: Hi! My name is.. C: Huh?

You know that scene in 8 Mile where Eminem disses himself so the other guy has nothing to rap about? That's basically my only plan in life.

Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like

If you see a white guy in earbuds convulsing angrily with T. Rex arms, don't freak out. I'm just jamming out to Eminem.

"will..." *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* "... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?" *Eminem flips table and storms out*

"His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Eminem first draft

What's that Eminem song where he's mad?

Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second.

What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady.""

What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers

A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot.""

The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com They cited Eminem domain

So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot

If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back*