Eminem Jokes

What’s the difference between what Eminem does and what Bill Cosby does? An “e” at the end

I saw a clickbait article: ""Watch Eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked."" I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.

A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem He tells the bartender

If Eminem were gay... Would he be called Skittles?

*Eminem walks into a bar with his daughter* Daughter : Two shots

A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says

Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers.

So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please

What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts.

What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater?,"Gee you knit?

What does Eminem think about Trump?,"Trump is a Dump with a Lump in his plump body/ He's like a grump with a hump, a nobody/ but his words pump up racists who jump others races and he watches them thump each other to feel like somebody please replace his head with a stump and watch him slump

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?,"He was startin' to feel like a rap dog rap dog.

What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common?,"When you tell them that you want to see proof all they can do is tell you about it!

What happens to Eminem when he dies? I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?

When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be? A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God

What does Eminem think about Trump? Trump is a Dump with a Lump in his plump body/ He's like a grump with a hump, a nobody/, but his words pump up racists who jump others races and he watches them thump each other to feel like somebody please replace his head with a stump and watch him slump

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage? He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack? Eminem.

What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common? When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!